[should be locked to zaizen but is not]

[ariuhtahn]

Yo, Zaizen.

I did think you were boring, and I still can't figure out what the hell those freaks see in you. whatever, if they want you, that's their business. I certainly don't.

But now you are seriously starting to annoy me. Stop hitting on my sister and Shinji. Especially Shinji. I will break your face and as many other bones in your body as I can manage.

Also, you two have slumber parties over my dead body.

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[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

that can be arranged.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to annoy you? You're the third person in as many days who is trying to dictate what I do and who I spend time with. It's not appreciated and not needed.

I'm friends with your sister, deal with it. Shinji and I are building a friendship and he's wanted to do a slumber party for a while now and you can deal with that on your own as well. If you can't deal with it any other way than being a dead body, I'm sure I can think of a couple people who wouldn't mind helping you out with that. I also don't think either of them will appreciate you breaking my face and as many other bones in my body as you can manage. But if it will make you feel better and like the superior alpha male that everyone turns to again, you're welcome to try.


ooc: strikes = deleted. He thought that hard, but he's not one to actually threaten like that out loud. Unless you're an evil vamp and then it's his job :P

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

what the hell is that supposed to mean? you two want to have a sleepover and I'm supposed to like it? fuck that.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

It's a sleepover! Ice cream, a few drinks and FRIENDS. I'm allowed to have friends you know!

and you can be dead without being buried, so dead is fine with me.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to say that you haven't been flirting with either of them? if so, you're a liar.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

Friends do not sleep together. platonic sleepovers are for teenage girls, which neither of you are--last i checked.

...what? what the fuck does that even mean?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I can sleep with whoever I want! And I can have a sleepover with whoever I want! And I. Am. Not. A. Girl. Don't even suggest it! And I'm not a teenager either!

It means if the only way you'll let me do what I want is if you're dead then I know a few vampires who could arrange it so I get to keep you when you're dead.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

Nope, no liar on this end of the conversation. I flirt with your sister all the time and she flirts back. We have fun with it but both know it doesn't go beyond the teasing. But if she ever wanted it to stop, then it would.

I was just playing with Shinji. He's good to toss words around with and we just got going down the vampire path that led to me teasing him with biting his neck.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

NO YOU DAMN WELL CAN'T! And I didn't fucking suggest you were a girl, get over it.

Dead, not undead. even if you got one of your fucking vampire friends to tie me down and bite me, I still wouldn't let you have fucking sleepovers with.... with HIM when I'm not there.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

If my sister wants to flirt with you to no purpose, that is her affair.

Teasing is flirting. Stop fucking doing it. And no one is biting him anywhere except me.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

Yes, I damn well can. Anytime I want.

Awww baby, if you wanted an invite you coulda just asked.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

So are you opposed to everyone spending time with Shinji and having sleepovers with him, or is this caveman rage of yours just reserved for me?

I direct you back to a comment you made to Shinji: I still wouldn't let you have fucking sleepovers with.... with HIM when I'm not there.

Because I got to say, you're having quite the impressive hissy fit over me and I'm not even sure why you're so against me since I'm boring and shouldn't be a threat.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

Not like he'd get one. Especially now.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

dont worry he's just a jealous sod. He'll get over it. I don't expect you to invite him. I can still come right?

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

I am not fucking sharing you, Shinji. and if you want to sleep with someone else, especially someone who's sleeping with god knows how many other people already, than you can damn well have him and stay the fuck away from me.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

It's just sleeping. D:

....fine.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

I don't share. sleepovers in which you both admit is not just sleeping going on? oh hell no. not you, not anybody.

You were boring. Then you started bothering me. You can sleep with anybody else you damn well choose, half the city for all I fucking care but not Shinji.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

YOU are the one that said it wasn't just sleeping!

fine what?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I said it was ice cream and drinks and sleeping! That's just sleeping; its a slumber party. geez!

Fine I'm going to Zaizen's slumber party!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you also said you weren't a teenage girl. only teenage girls have sleepover that are 'just sleeping'. are you trying to tell me you're NOT planning to have sex with him?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

o.o

WHY would I want to have sex with him?! And I am not a teenage girl and I have sleepovers that are just sleeping so go ahead and drop dead bastard!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

hell if I know why you'd want to but that's sure what it sounded like to me!

drop dead yourself and go to hell.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

well you were wrong.

Fine, maybe I will!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

maybe I was.

you will not. you're just mad.

why the hell do you want to have a sleepover if it's just sleeping?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

you were.

I will too.

Because it's fun. A concept you're apparently unfamiliar with.