[should be locked to zaizen but is not]

[ariuhtahn]

Yo, Zaizen.

I did think you were boring, and I still can't figure out what the hell those freaks see in you. whatever, if they want you, that's their business. I certainly don't.

But now you are seriously starting to annoy me. Stop hitting on my sister and Shinji. Especially Shinji. I will break your face and as many other bones in your body as I can manage.

Also, you two have slumber parties over my dead body.

Comments

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

Friends do not sleep together. platonic sleepovers are for teenage girls, which neither of you are--last i checked.

...what? what the fuck does that even mean?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I can sleep with whoever I want! And I can have a sleepover with whoever I want! And I. Am. Not. A. Girl. Don't even suggest it! And I'm not a teenager either!

It means if the only way you'll let me do what I want is if you're dead then I know a few vampires who could arrange it so I get to keep you when you're dead.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

NO YOU DAMN WELL CAN'T! And I didn't fucking suggest you were a girl, get over it.

Dead, not undead. even if you got one of your fucking vampire friends to tie me down and bite me, I still wouldn't let you have fucking sleepovers with.... with HIM when I'm not there.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

Yes, I damn well can. Anytime I want.

Awww baby, if you wanted an invite you coulda just asked.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

Not like he'd get one. Especially now.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

dont worry he's just a jealous sod. He'll get over it. I don't expect you to invite him. I can still come right?

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

There seems to be a lot of them running around the city.

If you still want to, you can. Kenya's not coming anymore since he had plans he forgot about. But Kaze is staying with me for a few days and he'll be there if you don't mind.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I don't mind! I've never had a sleepover with Kaze ^__^

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

ugh. who the hell is Kaze? you could at least TRY not to sound like a teenage girl...

ooc: deleted and never posted, but Kippei is very grumpy about the whole idea still

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

He can be a bit grumpy, but he really, he's a nice guy.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

Its' okay. I'll give him ice cream. With extra sprinkles. That makes anyone ungrumpy.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

I hope you do. I want to see him eating colourful sprinkles. Bet he'll still try to scowl the whole time.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

He can try. With a cherry on top.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

I am not fucking sharing you, Shinji. and if you want to sleep with someone else, especially someone who's sleeping with god knows how many other people already, than you can damn well have him and stay the fuck away from me.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

It's just sleeping. D:

....fine.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

YOU are the one that said it wasn't just sleeping!

fine what?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I said it was ice cream and drinks and sleeping! That's just sleeping; its a slumber party. geez!

Fine I'm going to Zaizen's slumber party!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you also said you weren't a teenage girl. only teenage girls have sleepover that are 'just sleeping'. are you trying to tell me you're NOT planning to have sex with him?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

o.o

WHY would I want to have sex with him?! And I am not a teenage girl and I have sleepovers that are just sleeping so go ahead and drop dead bastard!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

hell if I know why you'd want to but that's sure what it sounded like to me!

drop dead yourself and go to hell.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

well you were wrong.

Fine, maybe I will!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

maybe I was.

you will not. you're just mad.

why the hell do you want to have a sleepover if it's just sleeping?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

you were.

I will too.

Because it's fun. A concept you're apparently unfamiliar with.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you are aware that when most adults say 'sleep with' they mean 'have sex with', right?

what the hell for? you'd hate it there.

My concept of fun and yours is apparently a little different. I wouldn't want to do crap like that with anyone except you.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

well I'm 66 and I said it and didn't mean it that way, so get over it!

Says you!

No one's asking you to!