[should be locked to zaizen but is not]

[ariuhtahn]

Yo, Zaizen.

I did think you were boring, and I still can't figure out what the hell those freaks see in you. whatever, if they want you, that's their business. I certainly don't.

But now you are seriously starting to annoy me. Stop hitting on my sister and Shinji. Especially Shinji. I will break your face and as many other bones in your body as I can manage.

Also, you two have slumber parties over my dead body.

Comments

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

YOU are the one that said it wasn't just sleeping!

fine what?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I said it was ice cream and drinks and sleeping! That's just sleeping; its a slumber party. geez!

Fine I'm going to Zaizen's slumber party!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you also said you weren't a teenage girl. only teenage girls have sleepover that are 'just sleeping'. are you trying to tell me you're NOT planning to have sex with him?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

o.o

WHY would I want to have sex with him?! And I am not a teenage girl and I have sleepovers that are just sleeping so go ahead and drop dead bastard!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

hell if I know why you'd want to but that's sure what it sounded like to me!

drop dead yourself and go to hell.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

well you were wrong.

Fine, maybe I will!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

maybe I was.

you will not. you're just mad.

why the hell do you want to have a sleepover if it's just sleeping?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

you were.

I will too.

Because it's fun. A concept you're apparently unfamiliar with.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you are aware that when most adults say 'sleep with' they mean 'have sex with', right?

what the hell for? you'd hate it there.

My concept of fun and yours is apparently a little different. I wouldn't want to do crap like that with anyone except you.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

well I'm 66 and I said it and didn't mean it that way, so get over it!

Says you!

No one's asking you to!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you're awfully young for a demon. I suppose it might be allowed, but dude. sleepovers are fucking girly. and I still don't like it and if he fucking touches you I am going to break all his fingers and his arm.

you know I'm right. you ain't that kind of a demon, sweetheart.

obviously.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

How would you know! Maybe demons only live to a hundred. There is no MIGHT, I can have a sleepover anytime I want with whoever I want! And it's NOT girly!

I am too!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

that's a mighty fine temper tantrum you're having, beautiful. how about you come over here and yell at me to my face?

no you aren't, baby. you're not at all.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one having a temper tantrum you wanker! And I can't; I'm going to a sleepover! :P

I can be! I can be whatever I want to be!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you're definitely having a temper tantrum, babe. and you aren't going to a sleepover right this minute. come over, I wanna see you.

sure you can, sweetheart. sure you can. but you don't wanna be that.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

Only coz you were! ....fine, but you better not mess up my clothes before the sleepover!

What do you know about it anyway.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

promise. *smirk*

I dunno much about demons, baby, but I know plenty about you.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

uhuh. sure you do. be there in five.

I still wanna go.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you don't even know how to get there. and I don't want you to.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I know someone who does.

...why?

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you don't belong there, babe, it's not your kind of place and you won't like it. you don't want to be that, not really. and I don't want you going anywhere I can't go.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

I can go if I want to!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

don't suppose I can't stop you but I reserve the right to say I told you so. and when you come back you come to me, y'hear?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah yeah, bossy boots.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

Do it!