[should be locked to zaizen but is not]

[ariuhtahn]

Yo, Zaizen.

I did think you were boring, and I still can't figure out what the hell those freaks see in you. whatever, if they want you, that's their business. I certainly don't.

But now you are seriously starting to annoy me. Stop hitting on my sister and Shinji. Especially Shinji. I will break your face and as many other bones in your body as I can manage.

Also, you two have slumber parties over my dead body.

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[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

If my sister wants to flirt with you to no purpose, that is her affair.

Teasing is flirting. Stop fucking doing it. And no one is biting him anywhere except me.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

So are you opposed to everyone spending time with Shinji and having sleepovers with him, or is this caveman rage of yours just reserved for me?

I direct you back to a comment you made to Shinji: I still wouldn't let you have fucking sleepovers with.... with HIM when I'm not there.

Because I got to say, you're having quite the impressive hissy fit over me and I'm not even sure why you're so against me since I'm boring and shouldn't be a threat.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

I don't share. sleepovers in which you both admit is not just sleeping going on? oh hell no. not you, not anybody.

You were boring. Then you started bothering me. You can sleep with anybody else you damn well choose, half the city for all I fucking care but not Shinji.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

I figured we would talk, eat, look at some of the old books he wanted to see, and then sleep.

Exactly what kind of reputation do you think I have?

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call that a sleepover. whatever. we've established that shinji is a teenager in his head, even if he isn't a girl. he can fucking call it a sleepover if he wants to.

All I know is what I've seen. You and none of the freaks you hang out with can make up your mind who your lover is, can you?


ooc: being very decidedly monogamous, he can't at all understand anyone who isn't XD;

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

Just because I openly flirt with them and maybe have fooled around with one doesn't mean I've had sex with every last person I've met since being here.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

Didn't say that. Didn't mean that, neither. None of my business anyway. All I'm saying is Shinji is hands off, unless you want them broken.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I was joking around with him about the whole vampire thing. I'm not one. I'm not luring him to my place to do wicked things to him. I don't want to nibble his neck.

So relax, I'm not after your boyfriend. But I'll extend you the offer once more; if you want to break my bones, you're welcome to try.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

Don't have any reason to, yet. I didn't think you were a vampire, I just think you're an incurable flirt and you joke around too much.

And he's not my boyfriend. He's just mine.


ooc: yeah, i dunno, the logic of that last bit just...escapes me.

[tedious-genius.livejournal.com]

You do like to toss around threats a lot for someone who doesn't have a reason to act on them. And yeah, I guess I am an incurable flirt, but most don't seem to have a problem with it.

Whatever you want to call him, I'm still not after him and wouldn't want to break up your oh-so happy union.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

yeah whatever.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

well I sure as hell better not be your girlfriend!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

I thought we decided that you weren't a girl.

[shadesof-amber.livejournal.com]

Hey! That's not fair, I hang out with Hikaru and have slept with him, but we haven't had sex. And what's sleeping got to do with sex anyway, because you can't have sex with someone if you're sleeping.

x_X

Can you?

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, I don't even know who the fuck you are. you seem to be about the same mental age as Shinji, but unlike him I don't really care what you think, so whatever. you go right ahead and think that, innocence.

[shadesof-amber.livejournal.com]

I am not your sweetheart, you ape. And I'm old enough to know that you're being stupid and trying to keep friends from being friends, just because you're jealous. Which makes you even more childish than me. And I don't care if you care what I think, because your being mean to good folk. Someone should teach you some manners, but then they'd have to hang around you all day and probably forever, before it took effect. Which, when you think about it, would be cruel and unusual punishment for your teacher.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

thank god for that. nobody asked you to come over here and comment on a convo that was nothing to do with you anyway.

[shadesof-amber.livejournal.com]

If you didn't want people commenting then you should have locked or filtered the post to begin with, so bored people that can't sleep who should be sleeping but still aren't sleeping, even though they wish they were wouldn't find it while hopping around their friend's friends list to pass the time.


God has little to do with it, so don't go thanking him, because he could truss you up like a turkey and hand you to me on a silver platter and I wouldn't want you.


Dumb people are not attractive at all.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

XD Thats what I said! ...sort of.

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

oh, for god's sake.

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

oh shut up and stop butting into my friend-making!

[ariuhtahn.livejournal.com]

you don't need so many friends! jesus, what, do you know half of savannah by now? you make friends with every damn person you meet. -.-

[shadesof-amber.livejournal.com]

>_>


is he always like this?

[tanze-der-toten.livejournal.com]

....mmm not always always, but sometimes always he is like this, but usually not about me. Actually usually hes yelling that I should stay away from him and stop being a stalker, even though I'm not a stalker or anything, but lately...he changed to this. I don't get it; it's just a sleepover. We should have a sleepover. I have lots of toys...

[shadesof-amber.livejournal.com]

sleepovers are fun. lots of fun, especially when you can actually sleep, and hey, i have toys. Thougfh, I think my toys are a bit different than the normal person's but they're still cool toys and you can play with them if you want to, but make the ape leave them alone, because I don't want them broken. ;;